February 2012
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Playing Skyrim for the first time:
Me: Where am I?
Me: What is this place?
Me: OH MY GOD I CAN MOVE MY HEAD WHAT
Me: The sky looks so nice!
Me: Do I really have to listen to these guys talk?
Me: Gettin' off da wagon thangggg
Me: OMG OMG THIS IS THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Me: What does an orc look lik--ACK!
Me: Imperial it is.
Me: DAYUM, lookin' good, baby.
Me: SHIT WHAT'S THAT SOUND
Me: SHIT FUCKING MOUSE RUN, BITCH, RUN BEFORE YOU GET FLAYED
Me: What's this guy's name? Hildegard? Hagar?
Me: THIS IS SO DIFFICULT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING WITHOUT ME WAIT UP
Me: *running through Riverwood* I'mma pillage yer village and rape yer virgins and OOOOOH MONEY BAGS!
Me: FUCKING WOLVES I DON'T NEED THIS LEAVE ME ALONE
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
themudbloods:
i will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago
“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see except standing there, leaning on the...”
– J.D Salinger (via us-coolkids-cant-die)
“And if you feel just like a tourist in the city you were born, then it’s time to...”
– Death Cab For Cutie (via layeredwithsurprises)
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
winter's gonna end, i'm gonna clean these veins...
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”
– Paulo Coelho (via monsieree
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